- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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