If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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