- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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