- Anti Joke

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

hey hey apple

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!