- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Whats 1+1? window!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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