Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Charlie Sheen

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Gay rights.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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