Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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