What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Dwarf Shortage

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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