Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Anti Joke

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