- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

John Cena for president

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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