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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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