One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Obama = ebola

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womens rights

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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