- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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