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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red, yup.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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