- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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