- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Communism hehe xd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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