Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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