why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

angelo snyder is not ga

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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