- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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