- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Yellow People !!

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