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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

I agree to the terms and conditions

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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