- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's your blood type? Red.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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