why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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