- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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