- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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