- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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