A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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