- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

cory

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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