A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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