Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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