- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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