So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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