- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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