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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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