- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

how much fish could a chicken

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Title IX

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

nolan is gay

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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