Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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