- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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