what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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