An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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