- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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