Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Death by kayak

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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69.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Pickles are powerful

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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