- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Chuck Norris.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

* anti-punchline

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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