- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

123 f*ck off

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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