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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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