What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

civil rights

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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