- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

whats white and sticky glue

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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