- Anti Joke

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.