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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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