a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

sucks Syntax...

Sex

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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