Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Anti Joke

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