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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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