- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

The chickens have become self-aware!

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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