- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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