Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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