Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Please ignore this statement.

Justin with a hat.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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