- Anti Joke

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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