- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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