- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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