What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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