- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

womans having rights.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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