what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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