- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

roses are red poo is poo

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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