- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Please ignore this statement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

why am I writing this...im bored

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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