Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A dyslexic blind man

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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