- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats white jizz

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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