- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

i just wrote this so hard

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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