- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Take part of what?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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