Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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