- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Pickles

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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