U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Take wrong turns

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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