A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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