- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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