- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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