- Anti Joke

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

DIY LOLCHAIRMAN LOLCREEPY COVERTATTOO FAILURETHINGS YOU THINK ONLY YOU DOFFUUU CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! POPULAR NEWEST RANDOM WRITE YOUR OWN! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 5196 5197 Next » What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight. +1 0 Comments If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck -1 0 Comments What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors. 0 0 Comments I saw how annoying the poem in the post below me was, so I decided to create an extreme version of it, to hopefully cause psychological distress to all of you readers. 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If yo- SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +1 0 Comments what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing +1 0 Comments Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly. +2 4 Comments What is my name? I dont know 0 1 Comment potato +3 1 Comment Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child. +5 0 Comments Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming. +3 0 Comments What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion. +2 0 Comments 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 5196 5197 Next » Anti Joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. The Anti Joke Book NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! 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