- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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