- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Obama lin Baden.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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