WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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