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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Dwight Howard

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A gay man watches football.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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