What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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