- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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