the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Anti Joke

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