- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Allah walked into AK Bar

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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