- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

kennah campion... being nice

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