Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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