- Anti Joke

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A house comes around the corner.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.