your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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