A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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