- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

White men's rights

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

NEVER

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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