A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Adam Chebali is awesome

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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