- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Charlie Sheen

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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