What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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69.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Anti Joke

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