- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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