- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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