- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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