Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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