- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's the difference between a duck?

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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