- Anti Joke

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV