hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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