- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What stops a train? A missile

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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