Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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im telling maguire

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Hello

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Who is it?

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Nickelback

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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