- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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