Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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