A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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