- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

it was all Tagart

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

salad days!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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