- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A bar walks into a man

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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